Chris Santa Maria

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I Made My Painting a Light Installation, 2009
pen on the verso of an Olan Mills photograph mounted to canvas with flourescent light panel
18.5 x 15.5 x 2"

TEXT:

in this work the artist is saying: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze put me in ARTFORUM!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEze. oh god PLEase please please!!!!!! I have come
all this way! for the love of god!PLEASE!!! OH PLEASE!!!!!! ARTFORUM!ARTFORUM!!!ARTFORUM!!!
ARTFORUM!ARTFORUM!!!ARTFORUM!!!PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! I am here! look at me! oh please!!!! FUCK ME! OH YEAH! OH GOD LOOK RIGHT HERE! OH FUCK YAH! COME ON ARTFORUM SUCK IT! COME ON PUT ME IN IT! OH YEAH !!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SUCKUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KICKDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID "fuck academia"! COMEON ARTFORUM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK ME PLEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!OH FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, I SAID "GONE FERAL"!! THAT WAS ME!!!!! I WROTE IT!!!!! GONE FERAL, GONE FERAL,GONE FERAL!!!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!-GONE FERAL! GONE FERAL! GONE FERAL!!!!!!!!! WHOSOEVER SAY'S "GONE FERAL" HENCE FORTH IS A GODDAMN PLAGAIRIST! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE AND UNDERSTAND I AM THE SELFSTYLED MANCHILD WHO SAID GONE FERAL!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!